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Photo of the Day
The Best That Never Was
Care Bears is simply outmatched by the erotic androgynous glory that is The Smurfs.
First off, the constant sexual tension between Smurfette and the rest of the cast was both palpable and inescapable.
TMNT makes up ground in the hottie department – April was a stone cold fucking fox in that yellow jumpsuit.
-Random Links:
BEST REVENGE PLOT EVER!!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/07/worst_xmas_present/
-On Tom Hanks' Son who is the rapper Chet Haze:
With rhymes like that I think he should have rap named himself, hank hanks, hank Squared, or Chester Chesty.
-On ICP's Newest song "Miracles":
It would be even more of a miracle if their kids weren't so fucked up by age 12 that Dr. Drew doesn't create a new show called "Celebrity Rehab: The Clown Kids Edition" I mean if your parents were retarded clowns you wouldn't stand a chance either.
Its Been fun guys!!!
Video of the Day
Time To Get Your Swell On
Getting a Bad Rap
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay/ It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away"
Video of the Day
Random For Random's Sake
Hit these creamsicle lookin’ ass cats in the motherfucking mouth. With that all black er’thang. Clandestine level shit. All gloves. No sleeves. But word got out. Exposed. The greatest player hater of them all. These watchdogs are barking up the wrong tree. How am I supposed to hop up out the bed? And turn my swag on? When haters hop up on the Tumblrs. And turn their scopes in my direction. When your this ahead of the curve. Your shit is not confidential. Why do I wear all black? To mourn the passing of swag.
This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internets (thats right i used the multiple form, its cuz there is the regular internets then the internets the Govt doesn't want you to see, Conspiracy to the max):
Woah, woah, woah. Hold up, son. You go to a public university? The fuck is that? Seriously. What does that even mean? Is that one of those places with tuition cheaper than my high school? Is that one of those places founded after my family already made their fortune? Is that one of those places that make you wear socks to class? Is that one of those places that doesn't have any pics in the Life Archives? It doesn't count. Scarves or it didn't happen. Is your roommate some fucking townie? Who wears sweatpants to parties? BoO? And carries ID on lanyard? And rocks Adido’s slip-ons in public?What’s his nickname? Fucking, J-Bone? I wear cream Wallows to the weight room. Squash in 2-inch cuffs. And talk to bitches about my full-ride blogarship. But seriously. The fuck is a public university?
From I am Remembering:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=21372129181
Does she really know it all? Seems like if she knew it all she would be able to find an acting gig these days, just sayin.
Does it get any better than this? If so then your parents where probably mormans who didn't let you watch nickelodeon.
I am not as young as you drunk I am.
Where in the fuck is he, ive been on this one for 2 hours.
Laptop Schmaptop, ill take my trapper keeper over that ipad anyday. 80's till i die.
Everyone has low points, this is ken's.
it does get better than double dare, and this is it.
Just to make us all feel bad about our lives.
You know that will smith song, sometimes parents just don't understand? I think I might have to agree.
A series of Garfield minus Garfield (In case your a retard, it's basically the comic with garfield taken out. And by basically I mean it is)
another feel bad moment brought to you by central ohio weather.
And Finally my two fave news stories of the week:
BEST REVENGE PLOT EVER!!!!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/07/worst_xmas_present/
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